YOU WON'T BE MERRY ON A NORTH SEA FERRY


An ad on the tele put a lump in my belly
Sail with the North Sea Sail with the North Sea ferries
You'll laugh all the way with so little to pay
Sail with the North Sea Sail with the North Sea boys.

The food will choke you, the staff provoke you
The captain doesn't care noooo
The captain doesn't care noooo

 Ahoy! Sailings everyday, 
 Ahoy! It's the only way
 I feel sick I feel sick, 
 North Sea ferrie's done the trick
 Ahoy! Beat the traffic jam, 
 Ahoy! Hull to Roterdam
 I feel sick & my cabin's freezin' cold
 Ooh I booked North Sea Ferries 
 What a silly boy
 You won't be merry on a North Sea Ferry
 Ahoy! Ahoy! Ahoy!

Get across the sea & so cheaply
Sail with the North Sea Sail with the North Sea ferries
So book a trip on a North Sea Ferry ship
Sail with the North Sea Sail with the North Sea boys.

The food will choke you, the staff provoke you...

 Ahoy! Sailings everyday, 
 Ahoy! It's the only way
 I feel sick I feel sick, 
 North Sea ferrie's done the trick
 Ahoy! Beat the traffic jam, 
 Ahoy! Hull to Roterdam
 I feel sick & my cabin's freezin' cold
 Ooh I booked North Sea Ferries 
 What a silly boy
 You won't be merry on a North Sea Ferry
 Ahoy! Ahoy! Ahoy!

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